If any of you out there are beauty school students, please do me a favor. Don't toss your mannequin head in the back seat of your car. People who park beside you in the CVS parking lot and then hop out of their car may catch a glimpse of said mannequin head out the side of their eye. This quick glance at what looks like a crime scene in the back of your sedan could cause someone to have a minor heart attack.
So, thanks in advance for your help.
I had to run to Target during my lunch hour to see if I could knock off a Christmas present or two from my list. As I was leaving, I decided to check out prices for some new cookware. Mine is shamefully overdue for replacement.
I wandered through the aisles and then found the pots and pans collections. Then something caught my eye. See if you can spot what was a little off...
Who is this fantastic new cook named Paula Dean? She looks remarkably like someone else....
Oh, wait! They must mean Paula DEEN! Wow--major corporations make spelling mistakes just like the rest of us.
The Male Chauvinist’s Cookbook by Cory Kilvert.
I can’t believe someone got away with that cover! He’s got something brewing on the stove and all his hairy ass can spare is an apple? What a guy…such a giver.
Then open up the book to reveal the full front and back cover:
I guess the brunette is just so grateful to be able to kiss his oven mit? What is he, the pope of the kitchen?
Of course, a guy was selling this cookbook! He was quick to mention, “there are a few really good recipes in there.” Yeah, I bet. Hee-hee…
Because this is probably how she got it all in the first place.